just built 9 private AI assistants on my old laptop in 48 hours, no coding experience needed. runs on kali linux, open-source models, and my home wifi. no big tech allowed - no google, no amazon, no microsoft. costs me $0.02/day to run, no subscriptions. zero data leaves my machine. this is ai for the rest of us, for those who don't want to conform. check it out: https://zombie760.github.io