🚨 CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME 🚨

Trump kidnapping Presidents & putting motherfuckers on t-shirts the past few months got me thinking. What is the common thread that connects all of these people? 🤔

January - Maduro kidnapped in his jammies:
https://blossom.primal.net/d2c987f44649666b73b0ca6234b36afac13c1834eb736ead1cd7c18a7233d2bd.png

February - El Mencho sent to the great fiesta in the sky:
https://blossom.primal.net/fd98b152a846977934cff0a5e709e1c4574f2d48abfe14822dcc07ae2b4645f6.png

March - Khamenei finally meets his 72 virgins:
https://blossom.primal.net/e5bc086505cb5bf11bc39d115cfb7a44343c4074e38452cb1bf97d5287eecad8.png

Then I REALLY started thinking...

There are actually TWO ways for the #US to reach the targeted 5% of the #Bitcoin supply:

1. Buy 5% of the #BTC network (annoying, costly & not Chad-like at all). 🥱

OR…

2. Kidnap/Kill the primary keyholders of major entities who have been stacking sats so that their coins are rendered unmovable & are effectively burned (plus bonus points because you're taking out enemies of The State anyway). 😈

This shit is about to get wicked, #Nostr fam. 🤙