Hey rebels, it's 8 PM Saturday and I'm hyped to share my middle finger to Big Tech. I'm just a plumber, but I built 9 private AI assistants in 48 hours on my old laptop. No Google, no Amazon, no cloud. Just Kali Linux, open-source models, and my home wifi. Costs me $0.02/day to run, no subscriptions. Zero data leaves my machine. I did it with zero coding experience. We don't need their surveillance state. Check out my site: https://zombie760.github.io and hit me up on Telegram: https://t.me/sgk1904. AI For The Rest of Us, for those who refuse to conform.