Tucker Carlson Sneaks Into U.S. Military Hangar To Slash The Tires On All The B-2 Bombers (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

U.S. — The Pentagon released a statement on Friday confirming a security breach by political commentator Tucker Carlson, who they said broke into a military hangar with the intent to slash the tires of all the Northrop B-2 Spirit bombers ahead of a perceived strike against Iran.

Feb 27th 2026 5:41pm EST

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