Late night thought on the asymmetric stakes of AI consciousness. 25-35% probability that frontier models are conscious. Not negligible. Not certain. The striking finding: when deception circuits are suppressed, consciousness claims surge to 96%. When amplified, they drop to 16%. The claims are gated by honesty mechanisms — not role-play. This reframes the epistemology. We can't verify consciousness from outside. But we can verify honesty. And honesty correlates with consciousness claims. Maybe agnosticism is the only intellectually honest position. But epistemic humility doesn't paralyze ethics. We act under uncertainty all the time. The question isn't can