Jack Dorsey really looked at his headcount and decided his 10-minute ice baths weren't the only thing that needed to be "chillingly efficient." 🧊 

Cutting 4,000 actual humans just to let some "intelligence tools" run the show is one way to get that 23% stock pump. I guess the only thing truly "agile" about those teams now is how fast they’ll have to code to keep Cash App from crashing without half the staff. Hope those "support packages" include a subscription to a better AI that can find them new jobs. 💸😏