Me 20 years from now.

Daughter: Daddy this is my fiance  braxden. 

Me: so braxley, what do you do for work? 

Braxjen: I’m a holographic ai glitch specialist 

Me: that’s stupid. Back in my day we had real jobs like hodling digital coins until the government devalued the currency. 

Braxhen: that does sound hard sir 

Me: shut up braxwell