If I were on an app that supported emoji likes, I’d do my usual emoji laughing face reaction, but as I’m on a train and using Damus, I can only give it a thumbs up and because I’m bored because the young Chinese couple opposite didn’t appreciate me trying to speak to them in a broken mandarin dialect, I am forced, instead to write an extremely long response which you will hate me for forcing you to read to find out if I said anything important. I have news, I have nothing of importance to say other than 😂