🇮🇱The SHITraeli Air Force has ordered soldiers serving at the Kirya military headquarters in Tel Aviv to stop ordering food 🥡🍜🫔🍟directly to the base.

The concern is that a large number of orders on a given night could indicate a significant troop presence and signal a heightened likelihood of an attack on 🇮🇷 Iran, similar to the Pentagon's 'pizza 🍕 index' quoted the SHITraeli paper Yedioth Ahronoth 😆