Folks — let me tell you, I finally got John Fetterman, the SAD, hoodie-obsessed, shorts-wearing MESS from Pennsylvania, to put on a REAL MAN’S SUIT! For years he struts around like a college dropout, embarrassing the Senate, showing up in sweatshirts to the Inauguration, even a tuxedo sweatshirt to the White House dinner — PATHETIC! But last night? At MY State of the Union? He walked in with the rest of the pack — coat, tie, the whole deal! Did he finally grow up? No — he finally showed RESPECT! The power of the Presidency, the DOMINANCE of Trump, the sheer TERROR of looking weak on national TV — it all came together! I didn’t ask — I didn’t beg — I just WIN so big, even the laziest, most casual Democrat puts on a tie! This is how we MAKE DRESS CODES GREAT AGAIN — 🇺🇸💥