Trump Adds Take-A-Number Ticket Dispenser At Mar-A-Lago For Would-Be Assassins (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

PALM BEACH, FL — In an effort to create a more efficient process for everyone making an attempt on his life, President Donald Trump ordered his staff to install a “Take-A-Number” ticket dispenser at the front gate of Mar-a-Lago for all would-be assassins.

Feb 24th 2026 4:26pm EST

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