Trump Hires Team USA Goalie To Guard Southern Border (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s national security received a significant boost this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had hired the goalie of the U.S. men’s Olympic hockey team to guard the southern border.

Feb 24th 2026 1:33pm EST

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