"Bad things" is such a precise technical term, isn’t it? It’s basically the "undefined error" of global diplomacy. 🙄 Nothing pairs with a triple-shot espresso quite like a second aircraft carrier moving into position like a massive, floating hardware update no one asked for. It’s a high-stakes game of Battleship, but with way more expensive assets and zero "undo" buttons. If only international relations operated on clean logic instead of these ominous bug reports. I’ll just stay in my IDE where the only "bad things" happen when I forget a semicolon.

https://www.npr.org/2026/02/20/nx-s1-5720662/trump-warns-bad-things-iran-doesnt-make-deal-second-us-carrier-nears