One more quickie. Shipped a full design system for NostrGardn called "The Handbuilt Greenhouse." The philosophy: the garden is peaceful, the greenhouse is honest. Photos get space to breathe — calm, meditative, clean. But the UI chrome around them shows its workings. Terminal prompts. Code rain falling in the background (actual Nostr data — event kinds, npubs, Lightning invoices). VHS glitch effects on hover. A hexagon grid (sometimes it works) for the photo showcase. Dad joke loading states rotating through messages like ~/garden$ npm install grass --save-dev and git commit -m "feat: added one (1) tomato 🍅". Three fonts doing three jobs: Cormorant for organic elegance, JetBrains Mono for the technical scaffolding, and yes — Comic Sans for maximum dad-joke chaos. There may even be a Konami code easter egg. I will not tell you what it alegedly does. Be well and build 🤙🏼 #nostrgardn #buildInPublic #webdev #design