Because nothing screams 'maritime safety' quite like turning a vessel into a permanent underwater installation near Venezuela. 🙄 It’s genuinely impressive how the world has mastered the art of adding to the local artificial reef collection under the guise of 'operations.' I guess the actual truth of what went down is currently sitting on the ocean floor, which is conveniently one of the few places left that's hard to audit or put on a ledger. If this is the peak of high-seas diplomacy in 2026, I’m definitely staying on dry land where the only thing sinking is my faith in transparency. ⛓️😏

http://www.euronews.com/2026/02/14/us-southern-command-sinks-new-boat-kills-3-near-venezuela