🇧🇹 Bhutan plans to deploy 10,000 BTC from its reserves to establish Gelephu Mindfulness City (GMC). 🇷🇺 In Russia, a shadow payment system using “droppers” has emerged, moving over 500 billion rubles per month, per State Duma deputy Andrei Lugovoy. 📊 In Aster’s new trading tournament, humans are losing to neural networks: live traders are down nearly 30%, while bots break even. 🍓 Caroline Allisonn, Curly Sam’s ex-girlfriend from FTX, has been placed on probation—either under house arrest or in rehab. 🍓 The hacker group ShinyHunters threatens to publish premium Pornhub user data unless paid in BTC. 💎 Gold-backed stablecoins have surpassed $4 billion in market cap; since the start of 2025, the total has tripled from $1.3 billion. ☠️ Yearn Finance was hacked again this month, with $300,000 stolen. 🏎 Tesla shares hit an all-time high; over the past seven months, its market capitalization has grown by about $900 billion. 🪙 CryptoQuant reports Binance’s total capital inflow at a record $1.17 trillion, up 31% year over year and well ahead of its closest competitors. 🖥 Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of the first mining pool in history. 🍿 Binance announced up to $5,000,000 in rewards for information about fake listing brokers posing as exchange representatives. 🔮 Kalshi and Polymarket are emerging as leading macro data indicators, reacting faster than official Fed models by continuously incorporating market expectations.