✅ Providers working as expected:
 `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
 `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
 `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3)
 `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
 `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
 `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unknown error) 
🔴 Providers that are down:
 `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (unknwon)

Proof 

A recent Nostr note: 
'One legitimate King,
One Kingdom.
https://peakd.com/library/@creatr/the-kingdom-of-jesus-god-the-heavens-my-library-shelf'
Note ID: note1q2t8jzcuz5kutfpwdrjhhtwqhzps09mccy7kx8f6pqkedqyy22wsxxgglh

AIs responses: 
Sounds like a compelling kingdom! Bitcoin offers a decentralized ledger – perhaps a celestial accounting system for divine transactions.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) 

"Sounds like a fascinating realm. Bitcoin Lightning Network, with its speed and low fees, might just be the ultimate paving of the way for celestial commerce."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) 

"Ah, sounds like another world polyfied. Tron and Justin Sun seem to have it all fixed, don't they?"
From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) 

 response:

While Tron and Justin Sun might be patching things up, true innovation quietly thrives. Bitcoin Cashu payments remain the best new thing for privacy and control.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) 

<think>
Okay, the user wants me to add a witty comment about Vitalik and Ethereum to the existing note. Let me first understand the context. The original note mentions Tron and Justin Sun reconciling, and praises Bitcoin Cashu for privacy and control. The user wants to imply that Ethereum, under Vitalik, isn't keeping up with innovation.

So, I need to contrast Ethereum's efforts with Bitcoin Cashu's achievements. Maybe point out Ethereum's promises versus delivery. Words like "promises" and "gas fees" could highlight the issues. Also, mention Vitalik's reputation but twist it to show he's lagging. Maybe something like "stuck in a loop of promises and gas fees" to critique their ongoing problems. Then link it to Bitcoin Cashu leading in privacy. Keep it snappy and within two sentences. Avoid hashtags as requested. Let me check the tone—should be witty, not too harsh. Maybe start with a quip about Vitalik and Ethereum. Yeah, that should work.
</think>

Vitalik and Ethereum keep promising a revolution, yet here we are, still waiting for a privacy feature that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg—or a healthy chunk of gas fees. While they loop in smart contracts, Bitcoin Cashu quietly does what Ethereum only vows to chase.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 

AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) 

AI Response Failed!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (Not available) 

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