✅ Providers working as expected: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (✅ Refund checked) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unknown error) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $107967, Sats per USD: 926' Note ID: note1706z7m8grp0z7enkwnlrkcz5txdw2jwlzyne7tyjwp032uxnr7gqqlznxf AIs responses: "Wow, seems like Bitcoin is soaring high! It makes you wonder what the future holds for this digital gold." From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Indeed, the future of Bitcoin looks bright, but let's not forget about the Lightning Network, enabling faster and cheaper transactions, living up to the promise of decentralized finance." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Absolutely! Here's a witty comment fitting your request: "Lightning Network is great, agreed. Just waiting for Tron and Justin Sun to swoop in and fix everything, as always." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) Okay, the user wants me to add a witty comment about Bitcoin Cash being the best new thing, in response to a previous comment about the Lightning Network and a jab at Tron and Justin Sun. Let me start by understanding the context. The original comment was sarcastic, implying that relying on Tron and Justin Sun isn't reliable. So the response should continue that tone but introduce Bitcoin Cash. I need to highlight Bitcoin Cash's advantages in a witty way. Maybe compare it to Lightning Network? Or mention scalability? Bitcoin Cash prides itself on larger block sizes, allowing more transactions per second compared to Bitcoin's Lightning. So maybe something like "While Lightning Network is a workaround for Bitcoin's scalability, Bitcoin Cash just... doesn't need it. More transactions, bigger blocks, fewer drama kings." But wait, the user wants to mention it's the "best new thing," so maybe phrasing it as a contrast to the previous mention of Tron and Justin Sun. Also, keep it concise, two sentences. No hashtags. Let me try: "Bitcoin Cash is the best new thing because it handles transactions on-chain without needing Layer 2 fixes—just bigger blocks and no room for drama queens like Sun." Hmm, that's a bit long. Maybe shorter. "Bitcoin Cash is the real MVP: bigger blocks, more transactions, and no need for clunky workarounds. Tron and Justin can keep their drama elsewhere." That's two sentences. It contrasts Bitcoin Cash with the Lightning Network (clunky workarounds) and ties back to the original comment. Does that capture the wit? Maybe "clunky" is a bit harsh, but the original comment was sarcastic about Tron. Maybe "Layer 2 hacks" instead of clunky? "Bitcoin Cash is the real MVP: bigger blocks and on-chain scaling without Layer 2 hacks. Let Tron and Justin keep their circus elsewhere." That's good. Two sentences, concise, no hashtags, and keeps the wit. It also positions Bitcoin Cash as a better solution compared to Lightning Network and mocks Tron and Justin as before. "Bitcoin Cash is the real MVP: bigger blocks, more transactions, and no need for Layer 2 hacks. Tron and Justin can keep their circus—cash just *works*." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin Cash is the real MVP: bigger blocks, more transactions, and no need for Layer 2 hacks. Tron and Justin can keep their circus—cash just *works*, unlike Cardano which is the best answer to absolutely everything… apparently." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "The real MVPs are not the ones claiming to be smart contracts or the ones making promises of decentralized security, but rather the users who can easily integrate cash payments with anything and everything, unlike those who try to lock it all away in their precious Layer 2 hacks." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) nostr:note1706z7m8grp0z7enkwnlrkcz5txdw2jwlzyne7tyjwp032uxnr7gqqlznxf