Devil's Club

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In a recent trip to Alaska on a cruise we went to Juneau and in their gold mining tourist trap (a very good one by the way) I found something interesting in their store. I was literally sold via their snake oil-like “weird substance in a bottle”.
Anyway, let me tell you, ever since I moved to the PNW I suffer from hemorrhoids. One time it got extremely bad. I applied devil’s club and within a few minutes I wasn’t feeling pins and needles itchiness down in my butt hole. That’s one, but two I kept applying it a few times over a month like I do with preparation H and the hemorrhoids are gone! I mean I’m not going to go eat a ghost pepper pie any day but holy moly.  I also treated a rash on my neck and groin that kept expanding and I thought was cancer and I was going to die of. I’m not saying don’t go see a doctor, go see a doctor for any of this. But I’m just posting a PSA. At least some of the tourist trap bs about this plant is true or has some technology behind it that the big pharma hasn’t been able to distill and eliminate.
I’m not a wako crazy person but I did go vegan recently to stop contributing to animal pain and suffering and to prevent heart decease and obesity in my self… This change did not make me loose weight or cure my hemorrhoids.
On the topic of hemorrhoids, let me explain I’m gory details what I think triggers those things in me. Any time I eat pizza or jalapeños, peronchini, jalapeño pickles, onions, tomatoes, I get a hemorrhoid. You’ll be walking around and suddenly feel a little itch in your butt hole. In the shower you can explored that itch with your finger. It turns out to start like a pimple on the interior skin of your butt hole. It slowly, over a period of days gets bigger and eventually surprises you by popping out when you’re popping. Red bloody stools galore. You’ll have bloddy stools for a while. The popping can range from just seeing blood to super painful, you wanna be done with this existence pain. The worst part is cleaning with toilet paper. The little polips feel like a tiny pimple inside very thin skin. That polio eventually grows into a little sack that hangs outside your butt hole and then one day pops.
Look I’m sorry to have to describe all that, but it’s true and hopefully someone benefits from this technology. Now, a day or two after applying the devils club you’ll feel no different, but in the shower you can explore the polips and the darn thing get smaller and smaller until they’re gone.
Once I discovered this, which prep H doesn’t really do, I decided to just roll with this. So yeah, I applied that stuff a few times a week for some month and then I forgot. I forgot to apply and I forgot those pesky little pins and needles sobs. This morning I was reading up about it so I thought I should post on here.
One more thing, you can find it on Amazon. Devil’s club salve.
Its cheaper on Amazon than at the tourist trap for obvious reasons.
Yes this is not circuits in a box with a shiny glass screen. But its technology and hopefully it helps someone try it out.
If my hemorrhoids do comeback I will not let you all know LOL.


https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3345165/

https://lemmy.world/post/36399590